2/22/11

things = people

Meet Jen. Jen is a pen. Jen has been held by many men. Jen never loses her mind. On most days, Jen can get by on the warmth of knowing that she is close to your heart. But today, Jen feels like someone is chewing her brains…


Meet Lyle. Lyle is a file. People trust Lyle. Lyle’s life is a closed book – no one can ever read what’s inside of him. However, on terribly exciting days, Lyle does not know how to contain himself…

Meet Paige. Paige is a page. Her cousins think she is loose. Her boyfriend thinks she is pale. Her drama teacher describes her as being “too two dimensional”. But those who really want to know the real Paige must read between the lines…

Meet Todd. Todd is a commode. Many people have accused Todd of being too cold, frigid even. All the brothers in Todd’s family love butts. Todd is gay. Once upon a time, Todd drank too much but he has been clean for 2 years now. Todd’s friends think he is usually full of it…